What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Women's rights

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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