- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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