- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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