What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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