What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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