Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Albert <3 Hunter

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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