- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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