Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Your mom is so old she died

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Joesph Triphook.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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