Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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kill yourself

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Guest what? Dog

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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