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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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