why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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