- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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