YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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