why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Antijokes...

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Your life

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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