A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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