Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Suck pussy

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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