Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

So a horse walks into a barn.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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