Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

cory

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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