- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

your mama so old, shes dead.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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