- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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