Phew... it's gone.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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