PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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