- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Racial equality.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

I C U P White stuff

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Hello

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??