- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

i dont fisish anythi

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??