- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Flowers are colors Love me

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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