What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Your big dick.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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