- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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