The Qur'an

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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