- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

-knock knock! -doors open

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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