- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Bob Saget that is all

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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