Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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