Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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silver bullet?

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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