- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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