Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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