Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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