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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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