- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Death by kayak

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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