- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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