Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Obama = ebola

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

No it doesnt..

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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