- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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