- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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