Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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think twice or at least think

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Everybody will die

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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