- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

And Stephen Hawking said.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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