one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Anti Joke

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