What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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