What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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