- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What comes after 69? 70

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A dyslexic blind man

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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