- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Heskey time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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