- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Brain fart

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Charlie Sheen

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

the sky is green no it is not

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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