- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

whats black and strange a paki

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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