- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

a man checks his mypsace

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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