why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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the economy.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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