- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Neither did she.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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