- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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