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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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