- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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