- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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