Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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