Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Suck pussy

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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