Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Chuck Norris.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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