- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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