- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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