what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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I am quite mature.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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