What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

whats black? the colour

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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