What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what is 3+3= 8

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Who's the fastest kid in AA

dyslexic's Untie

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your mom is so old she died

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

antijoke is the best website.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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